Create a bumbersticker for your moon sign

[Lunar Pisces]

I'm a Pisces moon, in the 7th. I think my bumbersticker should read:

"I'd rather be having sex."

Trust me, we Pisces moons are **** puppies, whether we want to amid that or not. It's that Piscean "need to merge" with another person. It's our ultimate escape from the world of harsh reality. Uh huh. :p

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[piscesnurse]

:happy: ha being a pisces i can appreciate that for sure i have sun venus and mercury in the 12 pisces
but i have a aquarius moon so i am not sure what that bumper sticker would say

[ImNotThere9]

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[Modcleopatra]

Capricorn Moon:


"Work now. Work later."


mod.

[Lunar Pisces]

Capricorn Moon:


"Work now. Work later."


mod.


LOL! That would be prefect for my mom, who is a Gem Sun-Cap moon, a quintessential busy-body.

[Lunar Pisces]

:happy: ha being a pisces i can appreciate that for sure i have sun venus and mercury in the 12 pisces
but i have a aquarius moon so i am not sure what that bumper sticker would say


"Keeping it kinky" ??? LOL. MY Mars is Aqua. :p

[Lunar Pisces]

Aquarian moon...

"how was it?"

"i've had better.."

"where?"

"up here" ----points to brain----



:whistling:


As a Gem Sun cj. Eros, I can definitely relate. I write erotica as a hobby, and I hate to say, I've had better sex in my head than in the bed! :whistling: When hey, say John Lennon said, "Whatever gets you through the night."

[catastrophe]

Capricorn moon in 3rd house

"Go back in your box and think"

[Modcleopatra]

catastrophe that was great.

capricorn moon in the first house, conjunct mars:

self= mCsquared.

mod.

[Earth Sign]

Scorpio Moon, 3rd House. Hmmm... just off the top of my head...

"Tailgate me so I can yell at you"

"One-handed driver"

"I brake for no one"

[Kerrie]

I like dessert before dinner. - Taurus Moon :biggrin:

[wintersprite1]

Cancer Moon

"Because, I am the Mom.... that's why"


TK

[multiple]

congratulations mere mortal you've just experienced the best there is (leo moon) :biggrin:

[Neptune Rising]

Trust me, we Pisces moons are **** puppies, whether we want to amid that or not. It's that Piscean "need to merge" with another person. It's our ultimate escape from the world of harsh reality. Uh huh. :p

Hahaha!! Piscean Moon here, erm....

On the 2nd/3rd cusp conjunct Psyche, trine Uranus, square Neptune :wink:.

I love everyone, (well thats my Aqua Venus too) welcome to my fantasy world!

NR

[eternalautumn]

"I'm more important. Deal with it."

"There can be only one king of the road."

~ Leo Moon.

[Modcleopatra]

"Yields at all stop signs."

Capricorn Moon conjunct Mars.

[Arian Maverick]

I'll try to think of better ones, but for now:

Aries Moon:

If You Can Read This, You're Driving Too Slowly
Outta My Way!
I Brake for No One
Life is a Race, and I Intend to Finish First

Taurus Moon: Savor the Taste. Savor Life.

Arian Maverick

[eternalautumn]

"Yields at all stop signs."

Capricorn Moon conjunct Mars.

LOL, mod. Should add "Runs all red lights." for that Mars. :tongue:

[smilingsteph]

Virgo moon-

A picture of two ladies on the sofa...one is crying

Sally says

"There there Harriett dont cry, you will make a mess"

Then Sally is shown handing Harriett a vacuum cleaner from a kleenex box.

:biggrin:

[Arian Maverick]

I just thought of another appropriate bumper sticker for my Moon sign: Live Life in the Fast Lane!

Arian Maverick

[skye]

"Cant see you at the moment...busy looking at myself in the mirror"

Leo Moon :biggrin: and thats a leo smile for ya!

[vanila]

..."dare to come down here....and I will show you power and pressure".....:devil:
I just feel it that way....

...Scorpio Moon conjunct Pluto.....:pouty:...

[Kerrie]

These are all really funny :tongue:

[Modcleopatra]

autumn :)

This is from a Beatles Song: "(Baby You Can) Drive My Car"

Leo Moon:

"Baby you can drive my car... yes I'm gonna be a star..."

Capricorn Moon:

"Baby you can drive my car... and maybe I'll love you..."

[Modcleopatra]

Virgo moon-

A picture of two ladies on the sofa...one is crying

Sally says

"There there Harriett dont cry, you will make a mess"

Then Sally is shown handing Harriett a vacuum cleaner from a kleenex box.

:biggrin:


I could see this being one of those old-school cartoon magnets, like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/ash69luv/Icons/DomesticallyDisabled.jpg

[Gwenyhfair]

My pisces moon says something like

"help me I´m drowning" (in my own tears)



Don’t you wanna swim with me?
Don’t you wanna feel my skin on your skin? (Bones/The killers)

[sparklyskies]

Moon in Aries.....don't mess:joyful:

[cosmic_zebra]

Hmmm...

"NUTTER ON BOARD"

- Aries Moon, sixth house

[Neptune Rising]

Sticker aimed at the fire trucks

Pisces Moon

Do ya wanna save me *winks*

[Amy Vir Sn Ari Mn Pis Ris]

I think I have too much Virgo and Pisces to have my Aries moon take over.....because my moon is in my 1st house Placidius or 2nd whole house. I'd say the Piscean traits overtake because I am always thinking of sex too....guess my Aries moon says I want it often and now....but the Virgo keeps me discriminating...oh and the Venus in Cancer does too. The Venus in Cancer wants to be in love. No casual sex.

A gal can dream in the mean time. lol.

[Modcleopatra]

I think I have too much Virgo and Pisces to have my Aries moon take over.....because my moon is in my 1st house Placidius or 2nd whole house. I'd say the Piscean traits overtake because I am always thinking of sex too....guess my Aries moon says I want it often and now....but the Virgo keeps me discriminating...oh and the Venus in Cancer does too. The Venus in Cancer wants to be in love. No casual sex.

A gal can dream in the mean time. lol.


amen to that!

[Leo.]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/R0XYSURFF/d4_1_26_1.jpg


Scorpio Moon :D

[Earth Sign]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/R0XYSURFF/d4_1_26_1.jpg


Scorpio Moon :D

LOL, Leo., you understand us! How about clothing prohibited? :surprised:

[multiple]

another one for leo moons:

"this is the king and queen's carriage in a modest disguise"

:D

[PaxMercurius]

Aquarius moon: "I, for one, welcome my impeding robot overlords."

[Claire19]

I'm a Pisces moon, in the 7th. I think my bumbersticker should read:

"I'd rather be having sex."

Trust me, we Pisces moons are **** puppies, whether we want to amid that or not. It's that Piscean "need to merge" with another person. It's our ultimate escape from the world of harsh reality. Uh huh. :p

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Moon does not denote our sexuality unless it contacts Mars and or Pluto.
In the 7th it is our partnerships.

[Claire19]

another one for leo moons:

"this is the king and queen's carriage in a modest disguise"

:D
Nothing modest about Leo Moon unless it is in the 6th for instance.':love:

[Claire19]

LOL, Leo., you understand us! How about clothing prohibited? :surprised:
Or..... tiny black bikinis only......okay....... with red stilettos...:love:

[Claire19]

I have Moon in Taurus and in the 3rd so:

Okay I know I am slow but I am eating chocolate.
:biggrin:

[wintersprite1]

I have Moon in Taurus and in the 3rd so:

Okay I know I am slow but I am eating chocolate.
:biggrin:

That is funny Claire, I keep imagining the s....l...o...w.. chewing of a cow eating their cud... that would make a great visual commercial.

TK

[Claire19]

Taurus Moon in the 3rd


Okay I know I am slow, but I am eating chocolate.

[eternalautumn]

Leo Moon:

"Driving is an art. The road is my stage."
"Please use your high beams. I need better lighting."

Scorpio Moon:

"Seniors are 25 points!"
"I'm naked right now."

[Earth Sign]

Scorpio Moon:

"Seniors are 25 points!"
"I'm naked right now."

Lolol! Are you a Scorpio Moon, autumn, or have you just met way too many of us? :w00t:

[eternalautumn]

Earth Sign: I am a Leo Moon (Scorpio rising). Let's just say I've met enough of you... :devil:

[ImNotThere9]

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[multiple]

gemini moon:

"the road? oh **** yes the road, sorry I was distracted talking to the wife and kids in the car while listening to the radio and calling my boss."

:biggrin:

[dreamtimez]

"Cant see you at the moment...busy looking at myself in the mirror"

Leo Moon :biggrin: and thats a leo smile for ya!



Exactly !!!! :wink:

[Claire19]

[QUOTE=Claire19;200290]

You may buy a converted hearse with Mercury in the 12th Pisces.

A St CHristopher medal dangling from the mirror... Bumper stick can read

The quick or the dead

:biggrin:

[Claire19]

Taurus Moon in the 3rd
Dont honk me. I know I am slow but I am eating chocolate.

[Claire19]

:happy: ha being a pisces i can appreciate that for sure i have sun venus and mercury in the 12 pisces
but i have a aquarius moon so i am not sure what that bumper sticker would say


Wish I had a flying saucer. Get around much quicker

[UniqueOrWeirdGemini]

..."dare to come down here....and I will show you power and pressure".....:devil:
I just feel it that way....
...Scorpio Moon conjunct Pluto.....:pouty:...

Mine too Scorpio Moon conjunct Pluto in 12 house (Scorpio ascendant),
but i don't get the idea, you are trying to say!
(In fact didn't get the whole idea of thread itself)
Any clues?

[R4VEN]

Aquarius Moon:
"Me turn?! why don't Uturn?"
That's classic, INT9. I just wish I had Aqua Moon so I could use it.

Cancer Moon:
"Stop honkin' at me or I'll tell my Mum."

[piercethevale]

Aquarian Moon:
"This car has been disabled, permanently parked and converted to a chicken coop for the betterment of all humanity."

[R4VEN]

Aquarian Moon:
"This car has been disabled, permanently parked and converted to a chicken coop for the betterment of all humanity."
Brilliant!!!

[UniqueOrWeirdGemini]

If i understood the meaning of the thread correctly :

Scorpio Moon (Reading on back bumper)

"EXCESSIVE HONKS:
I Listen for a while, THEN
I Stop listening for a lesser "while", THEN
I Reverse, full throttle for quite a "while" !"

:biggrin:

[piercethevale]

...a fav. from the past ...
"Jeez If You Love Honkus"

[piercethevale]

Cancer Moon.
"Don't Honk At Me...Honk With Me!"

[piercethevale]

Scorpio Moon.
"Horn doesn't work, watch for drivers finger!"

[piercethevale]

Taurus Moon.
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!"

[piercethevale]

Pisces Moon.
"I like you, do you like me, I like you, do you like me, I like you, do you like me...?"

[not all Pisces but many that I do know...my brother is a Pisces and so is my good friend Suryakant]

[piercethevale]

Scorpio Moon...on a Taxi Cab.
"You honking at me? Are...you...HONKING...AT ME?! I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE SO YOU MUST BE HONKING AT ME!"

[UniqueOrWeirdGemini]

Scorpio Moon...on a Taxi Cab.
"You honking at me? Are...you...HONKING...AT ME?! I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE SO YOU MUST BE HONKING AT ME!"

lol :biggrin:

[Earth Sign]

I thought of one for Virgo Moon...

http://i834.photobucket.com/albums/zz269/EarthSign777/bumpersticker_001-1.jpg

[MTTY05]

Another one for Libran Moon's...

"How's my driving? I like it if YOU like it."

[R4VEN]

I thought of one for Virgo Moon...

http://i834.photobucket.com/albums/zz269/EarthSign777/bumpersticker_001-1.jpg
I think I must be getting old & slow on the uptake....................

It took me around 12 hours until the penny dropped about this one.

I like it!!

[Niplan]

Taurus moon cusp of gemini;

"Yes i do speed up just to **** you off.."
"I'm only going this fast so you can't pass me!"
"Its a nice day, and this is a one lane highway."

[RockFish]

Virgo Moon:


"You just don't drive well enough."





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[T-2000]

VOC Leo moon conjunct MC.

" The world is mine "
" Verden er minen "

:devil:

[Artemisdaughter]

Moon in Sag in 8th House...

"Let's do it outdoors"

[tikana]

Moon in 3rd in scorpio - email me so i can send you my indecent thoughts of you

[Arian Maverick]

Moon in 3rd in scorpio - email me so i can send you my indecent thoughts of you

Brilliant! My third house Mars in Gemini approves! :devil:

Arian Maverick

[asteroid]

Moon does not denote our sexuality unless it contacts Mars and or Pluto.
In the 7th it is our partnerships.


Sorry guys but Claire 19 is right moon shows emotional reactions and if we are talking about females it has a stronger affect!

by the way i like this thread

Aries Moon in 8th.... so actually it has to do with sex...

"Show me how many times can u ''love'' me'' hahaha:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
"I am NOT a housewife":devil::devil::devil:

[Prisma]

:moon:Moon in Aquarius:aquarius::
I loooooooove humanity...
http://th98.photobucket.com/albums/l277/Padfoot_22/Stuff/creations/th_Smilie.png
it's just that some people get on my nerves...
http://www.buckleshop.com/images/4693-9818.jpg

[Claire19]

I'm a Pisces moon, in the 7th. I think my bumbersticker should read:

"I'd rather be having sex."

Trust me, we Pisces moons are **** puppies, whether we want to amid that or not. It's that Piscean "need to merge" with another person. It's our ultimate escape from the world of harsh reality. Uh huh. :p

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Pisces Moon and the 7th do not relate to sex necessarily, you are just stirring.:biggrin:

[Claire19]

Sorry guys but Claire 19 is right moon shows emotional reactions and if we are talking about females it has a stronger affect!

by the way i like this thread

Aries Moon in 8th.... so actually it has to do with sex...

"Show me how many times can u ''love'' me'' hahaha:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
"I am NOT a housewife":devil::devil::devil:
Yes you are right. How about doing it whilst speeding down the highway, in a red sports car. :love: Triple 888 number plate......

[Claire19]

autumn :)

This is from a Beatles Song: "(Baby You Can) Drive My Car"

Leo Moon:

"Baby you can drive my car... yes I'm gonna be a star..."

Capricorn Moon:

"Baby you can drive my car... and maybe I'll love you..."
Love it!

How about Moon in Cancer ....."Baby on board"

[Modcleopatra]

Love it!

How about Moon in Cancer ....."Baby on board"


Beatles Song: "That's All Right (Mama) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That%27s_All_Right_%28Mama%29)" :cool:

[Brea]

moon in Pisces "mean people suck"
"If I squint my eyes you look like Brad Pit"

[Saturnian]

Moon in Scorpio in the 10th

"From bed domination to world domination"

[piscesnurse]

ha yes this great i have to have that mental connection first before the physical thanks so much

[piscesnurse]

how about (i can be anything you want???) i am a pisces and we are so fluid and changable

[Opphiucan]

Leo Moon

FOLLOW ME
(u have no choice)

[Mia1982]

Prisma: I love humanity, it's just that some people get on my nerves, brilliant!

Also for Aquarius Moon: WARNING: 0 to b*tch in 0.5 seconds

[Svencanz]

Pisces moon:

"Which way to here?"

"You are okay - how am I?"

[Northstar10]

"Apocalypse on board" --Aries moon

[Lion o ness]

Leo Moon...

Love Me.... DAM IT!!!

Move Im driving to love!

Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE!

Me first, I look sexy today!

[R4VEN]

Pisces moon:

"You are okay - how am I?"
I love this one, Svencanz..........
It could almost be used for Cancer Moon also.

Cancer Moon:

If you honk at me, I just may:
a) become paralysed with fear & embarrassment
b) pull over and call for backup (my Mum - who else?)
c) cry uncontrollably

[Euthenic1]

Another one for Libran Moon's...

"How's my driving? I like it if YOU like it."

And the font color would have to compliment the color of our car. :biggrin:

[Prisma]

Prisma: I love humanity, it's just that some people get on my nerves, brilliant!

Also for Aquarius Moon: WARNING: 0 to b*tch in 0.5 seconds

Thanks!:joyful: Yours is very funny too. :)

[Casey729]

Moon in Aqua in 5th - "Let`s play!!! And..um... say something sunny"

[Feature]

i've got pisces moon in the 4th and i'll have to disagree with the opening poster, because it really depends on my mood. if i'm pissed, i become a camel in the middle of the sahara desert, lol.

sex drive should really be based off of your mars more than your moon. the only thing i can think of is that since your pisces moon is in the 4th, you are probably reflecting off of your mates desire for sex all the time and doing so to please him/her.

can't really think of a good slogan for pisces moon in the 4th for myself though. ^_^;;

[tikana]

my bumper sticker would be "lets have lunar crab feast and have lunar pisceans sing us a contry song on how much they miss lunar crabs""

[MSO]

"Warning: I take MERGE signs literally."

-Pisces Moon

[queenfluff]

Bumpie!:biggrin:

Moon in Aries: "My other car is a NASCAR winner."

Moon in Taurus: "My other car is my feet."

Moon in Gemini: "My other car is tandem bike."

Moon in Cancer: "My other car is a baby stoller."

Moon in Leo: "My other car is painted with 14K gold."

Moon in Virgo: "My other car is a broom."

Moon in Libra: "My other car is a pink cadillac."

Moon in Scorpio: "My other car is a herse."

Moon in Sagittarius: "My other car is a jet."

Moon in Capricorn: "My other car is a limo."

Moon in Aquarius: "My other car is a spaceship."

Moon in Pisces: "My other car is parked outside the pub."

:)

[R4VEN]

queenfluff, these are really good!! Did you make them up yourself?
I love it that Pisces moon (and sun) people always cop the "you must be either a druggie or a soak" stereotype!!! I have a Pisces Sun friend who finds these stereotypes hilarious, as she has fit into them all at various times in her life.

[queenfluff]

queenfluff, these are really good!! Did you make them up yourself?
I love it that Pisces moon (and sun) people always cop the "you must be either a druggie or a soak" stereotype!!! I have a Pisces Sun friend who finds these stereotypes hilarious, as she has fit into them all at various times in her life.

Hi R4ven,

Yes, I did make them up myself. I was kind stumped for some of them so I didn't think they were that creative but...Thanks! I hope you "got" them all. :) Some of them were easy like Aquarius and Scorpio and Virgo. haha!

[Prisma]

:biggrin:LIKE!:D
Props to the Queen...

[Opphiucan]

Like it. I see Sag as being "one of these days my other car will be a mercedes, I'll have a jet, my 1986 honda hatchback with 220K mls still works when it's not raining tho!"

[queenfluff]

I thought they were all great too Queenfluff...but I somehow see the Scorp. Moon as an 'Unmarked Car with Tinted Windows' type


That is good too! I guess I thought of Herse because the car itself is mysterious and has the tinted windows and is all dark. Plus, the theme of death - well, thats Scorpios territory isn't it. :)

[queenfluff]

Like it. I see Sag as being "one of these days my other car will be a mercedes, I'll have a jet, my 1986 honda hatchback with 220K mls still works when it's not raining tho!"


LOL! :) Cute!

I picked the jet because Sag loves to travel. Got to have a plane on standby to take off whenever you like. :)

Funny my Moon is in Sagittarius and I don't really do that - I face my emotions. They are more freespirited, open and wide-ranging though defiantely so very Sag. :biggrin:

[EhTeam]

Moon in Leo:

Tailgate me. I love a good following.

Warning: In case of exit stage left while vehicle is moving, avoid driver.

Who needs a vanity plate, when you can have vanity in the drivers seat.

[suimui10]

Tailgate me. I love a good following.

:D ROFL!

Moon in Taurus:
Solid as a rock and slow as a tortoise; goes to the destination safely. ;)

[SagiCap]

Somewhat related and very interesting http://www.insurancejournal.com/magazines/southeast/2005/09/19/features/60506.htm

[Flowergirl]

I have Moon in Taurus and in the 3rd so:

Okay I know I am slow but I am eating chocolate.
:biggrin:

Love yours Claire, as chocoholic I'd like that one on my car too. There are some very creative slogans here :happy:

I'm also Taurus Moon in 3rd and I'll go for these

"Cruz'n in comfort"
"Let me enjoy my day out"

I get teased over my love of comfort a lot :wink:

[SagiCap]

Moon in Cancer/10th again......Caring by scaring

LOLOL! Love this one. The Cancer woman that tried to befriend me, smothered me so much with her "caring" that I ran away.

[Ajna]

Aquarius Moon:

You must've mistaken me for someone who cares.

I love humanity. Honk if you don't qualify.

NASA Delivery. Do not delay.

:tongue:

[Prisma]

Aquarius Moon:

You must've mistaken me for someone who cares.

I love humanity. Honk if you don't qualify.

NASA Delivery. Do not delay.

:tongue:

:w00t:Like!:lol:

[Prisma]

Moon in Aquarius/Sagitarius:
"Evolved being driving and contemplating the scenery.
Be patient while I remember you still behind".:cool:

[mooncereal]

I like dessert before dinner. - Taurus Moon :biggrin:

Ohhhh hells yeah.

[AspieTaurus]

Cappy Moon:

"WARNING: do not rearrange or change anything without my consent"

:lol:

[nuthatch]

Aries Moon in 3rd:

"Horn And Finger Both Broken, Watch For Scrolling Marquee Full Of Creative Insults"

"If You Can Read This, Stop Reading Bumper Stickers And $*#@ing Drive"

"What Kind of 21st Century Doesn't Have Flying Cars?"

"Drive It Like You Cleverly Conned Someone Into Giving It To You"

"Bumper Stickers Are So Impersonal. Please Call This Number To Hear A Colorful, Individually-Tailored, Rage-Filled Critique Of Your Driving."

[Opphiucan]

Too funny!

[Earth Sign]

I just remembered one that my brother thought of for Sagittarius...

"My way is the highway!"

[Geminied]

I'm a Pisces moon, in the 7th. I think my bumbersticker should read:

"I'd rather be having sex."

Trust me, we Pisces moons are **** puppies, whether we want to amid that or not. It's that Piscean "need to merge" with another person. It's our ultimate escape from the world of harsh reality. Uh huh. :p

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I agree with this. I am also a Pisces moon. It's true :devil:

[Ixaee]

Moon in Leo:

Tailgate me. I love a good following.


My Leo asc :lol:'d over this!

Its what keeps me calm when someone's getting a little too close to my behind at 70mph. I think, ahhh, dont they just love me... :wink:

[star7]

Originally Posted by EhTeam http://www.astrologyweekly.com/forum/images/futura/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.astrologyweekly.com/forum/showthread.php?p=251345#post251345)
Moon in Leo:

Tailgate me. I love a good following.

LOL !! love it!! Perfect !!!

[star7]

gemini moon:

"the road? oh **** yes the road, sorry I was distracted talking to the wife and kids in the car while listening to the radio and calling my boss."

this is so cute....yes...quilty

;) first post for gemini moon I have seen so far...still trying to think of one myself for my gemini moon.....


gemini moon bumper sticker:

"Easily Bored"
"Easily Distracted ;)"

[Anachiel]

Capricorn Moon

[Prisma]

Cancer/Aquarius moon:

"My mother is like the Moon: A beauty, a marvel to behold... at a distance."

[sadique]

Leo moon in 9th 'In other countries they worship my type'

[sadique]

leo moon 'I better pull over, this guy won't quit flashing until he gets my autograph':wink:

[Baroness]

Cancer Moon:

If you honk at me, I just may:
a) become paralysed with fear & embarrassment
b) pull over and call for backup (my Mum - who else?)
c) cry uncontrollably

lol :tongue:

[MaeMae]

Moon Taurus to Moon Gemini
(California lawbreakers)
"Hang up and eat!"

Generic Bumpersticker for all Astrologers ~
"Quit riding my Moon or I'll knock you on Uranus."

[Rebel Uranian]

I am not Moon in Aries, but here's a bumpersticker for them anyways because I wanted to:

"Everything would be better if people thought of other people besides themselves (me.)"