astrological oxymorons

[templeton]

I like cheese

[katydid]

"skinny taurus"

"romantic aquarius"

"trustworthy gemini"

"sober pisces"

what else?

" Easy going Scorpio"

" Mellow Leo"

" Happy go Lucky Virgo"

[natasa812]

forbearing Aries

frugal Sagittarius

unstable Capricorn

silent Gemmini / Sagittarius

non flirtative Gemmini / Sagittarius

categorical Libra

untrimmed Taurus / Libra

untidy Virgo

lavish Virgo

faithful Sagittarius ;)

[aquarius7000]

Gentle and selfless Aries

Unworldly and nervous Taurus

Stable and reserved Gemini

Extroverted and optimistic Cancer

Introverted and humble Leo

Boastful and broad-minded Virgo

Agressive and decisive Libra

Vulnerable and others-oriented Scorpio

Home-loving and modest Sagittarius

Futuristic and dreamy Capricorn

Emotionally clingy and by-the-book Aquarius

Realisitc and self-centred Pisces

Interesting idea for a thread, Templeton:smile:. I did another post along similar lines on the 'Things you learned about signs yourself' thread in the Greenhorns' Lounge, yesterday. It is great, if we can actually use humour to learn about the weaknesses of signs (just as much as we love listening about their strengths) and take things with a grain of salt.

;)AQ7

[Arian Maverick]

Interesting idea for a thread, Templeton. I did another post along similar lines on the 'Things you learned about signs yourself' thread in the Greenhorns' Lounge, yesterday. It is great, if we can actually use humour to learn about the weaknesses of signs (just as much as we love listening about their strengths) and take things with a grain of salt.

Sure, as long as we're all clear that we're talking about signs--not about people.

This is a clever idea for a thread, though...

Arian Maverick

[katydid]

Fearful Aries
Awkward Libra

Care free Taurus
Tolerant Scorpio

Patient Gemini
Reliable Sag

Bubbly Cancer
Receptive Capricorn

Egoless Leo
Conventional Aquarius

Sloppy Virgo
Stable Pisces

[RockFish]

Being a Cappy, the biggest oxymoron to me would be

"Impulsive Capricorn".

[AquaScorpio]

An Aries that never gets road rage
A Taurus that would let you rearrange their possesions
A one-faced Gemini
A thick-skinned Cancer (almost a double oxymoron?)
A Leo that would love nothing more than to share the limelight
A Virgo that couldn't help giving you compliments 24/7
A Libra you wouldn't have to worry about making mundane decisions around
A Scorpio wearing their heart on their sleeves
A graceful Sagittarius
An unpredictable Capricorn
A methodical Aquarian
A Pisces living outside of Dreamland

[dreamtimez]

Great post ! :devil: