piercethevale
03-28-2009, 03:39 PM
...from my friend Geoff in Wyoming...It's so off colour that I had to delete a lot of words but you all should be able to fill in the blanks if you care to...ptv
MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!!
A couple had only been married 2 weeks and the husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face, to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to
the fridge displaying 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do; all he could think to say was,
"Yes, Lollipop ... but at the bar ...you know...they have frozen
glasses"
"You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer to hand him.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...
I won't be long, I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs
in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches."
But my sweet honey....at the bar...you know there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN S***! SIT
YOUR A** DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT S*** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"
And . . . they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story?
MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!!
A couple had only been married 2 weeks and the husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face, to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to
the fridge displaying 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do; all he could think to say was,
"Yes, Lollipop ... but at the bar ...you know...they have frozen
glasses"
"You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer to hand him.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...
I won't be long, I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs
in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches."
But my sweet honey....at the bar...you know there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN S***! SIT
YOUR A** DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT S*** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"
And . . . they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story?