How Many Scorpios Does it Take--

[Pisceswndrr]

To change a Light Bulb?
None-- They'd rather sit in the dark!!

[FleetingDasein]

That made me chuckle :D

Pisces' wouldn't even bother. They'd just sit there and ponder on what darkness represents.

[tikana]

1!

we use our scorpio stings to break the base of the ligh fixture beyond repair

[Akyana]

Libras would sit for a while in the darkeness, because they would not be sure,
if the other person maybe didn't do it purposefully, just to be with them in the dark.
Then it would take two of them, as they would work as partners , with all the diplomatic skills.:D

[Vestarion]

Through the signs...

Aries - they can't get the **** thing in because they keep using the wrong type of bulb as they're too impatient to check whether it takes a BC or Edison *****.:mad:

Taurus - breaks the chair/stool and crushes the new globe because they can't get a good grip. They just light a cigarette instead and call it a day.:rolleyes:

Gemini - only takes half a gemini but the other half will unscrew it half the time to sit alone in the darkness to ponder the universe before he gets an idea and decides to be in the light again.:):mad:

Cancer - They can't reach, they don't know how and they think it's too dangerous, so they just wait in the darkness for Capricorn to come to the rescue.:confused:

Leo - doesn't do lightbulbs.:)

Virgo - They fit an energy saver globe otherwise they won't be able to sleep because they'll be too worried about the next electricity bill.:eek:

Libra - It's the next day now but they still can't decide which color and style light bulb to put in.:60:

Scorpio - already been said!!:(

Sagittarius - They leave the light switch on, ***** the globe the wrong way in, get electricuted and have to get an electrician to fix everything they destroyed. Although the electrician gives them free globes for their whole house.:D

Capricorn - says, "It's a good thing I have candles!" and lights a few up, only to realise the next day that they actually have plenty of new globes in the closet.:38:

Aquarius - uses solar powered energy so avoids burst globes altogether.:cool:

Pisces - just keeps using the same globes but in different places in the house until every globe in the house is dead then just continues to live without replacing them until someone else does something about it.:p

[waybread]

These are kind of spin-offs from y'all's jokes, but just for fun....

Q. How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. But then again, on the other hand,.....

Q. How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The hired help will change them.

Q. How many Virgos?
A. Well, it really depends, doesn't it, upon what kind of light bulb it is. I mean if we are talking a large fluorescent light fixture, that might be really heavy, and someone could put her back out trying to change it while standing on a ladder, well then probably you would need two or three Virgos: two to change the bulb and one to hold the ladder so nobody falls off and gets injured. If you mean an ordinary incandescent bulb, well, this is really energy inefficient, so don't change it at all unless you have an energy-saving compact fluorescent bulb; but then if you don't have any of these at home, you also need someone to run to the hardware store [wait! I think I have a coupon]to buy one. So maybe you would need three Virgos: one to go to the store, one to change the bulb, and one to get the aspirin out of the medicine cabinet because all this light bulb talk is giving me a headache.

Q. How many Aquarians does it take to invent a light bulb?

[piercethevale]

How many Scorpios does it take to scrw in a lightbulb?...Only one Scorpio...because they'll scrw anything...especially if it ain't moving!

...a Taurus will just find another light...burn that one out...then another light & burn that one out...and so on until he can do 'em all at once...

...a Cancer will call up some friends and have them bring bulbs [BYOB] and make a party out of it...


...and, Waybread...no way I can comment on Virgos after your hilarious analogy!

[autumnleaf]

How many Scorpios does it take to scrw in a lightbulb?...Only one Scorpio...because they'll scrw anything...especially if it ain't moving!



:eek: Excuse you, but I will not! :42:


;)

[tikana]

:eek: Excuse you, but I will not! :42:


;)

lol!

roflmao!

[piercethevale]

Mia Culpa, I was inappropriate for this forum...but then I do have a Scorpio Asc...it's tough trying to be the Eagle and not the lil' critter...ptv

[twiggy]

Ha! My Scorpio man makes a mental note to get the latest brand spanking new energy saving globe with that eerie violet glow when next visiting the hardware shop, while I, the long suffering Virgo takes the opportunity to dust the ceiling plaster rose, wash the glass dome, rid the flies and the cob webs, and fit an ordinary globe that will be blown by the time the Scorp brings home the new fandangled globe.

Twigs

[piercethevale]

What does one star say to another star when they meet?
Glad to meteor! :D ...from autumnleafs' post


...autumnleaf, let's change this joke to: "Why did the black hole swallow the shooting star and not the comet? ...because it was meteor!"

[autumnleaf]

What does one star say to another star when they meet?
Glad to meteor! :D ...from autumnleafs' post


...autumnleaf, let's change this joke to: "Why did the black hole swallow the shooting star and not the comet? ...because it was meteor!"


:D Hmm, I don't know. Neither is really all that funny. I just put it there since it was about astronomy. I thought about using a saying I have quoted often in life from one of my favorite all time TV movies: Anne of Green Gables, but it has nothing to do with astrology. I was nicknamed motormouth as a kid, so it's very fitting for me.
"If you only knew the things I want to say and don't, you'd give me some credit." :D

I know what you mean about how tough it can be to try and be the Eagle when the Scorpion keeps wanting to rear its ugly head, hence the line I like to use from that show. It is ALWAYS my mouth that gets me into trouble. :rolleyes:

[natasa812]

Through the signs...

Sagittarius - They leave the light switch on - I ALWAYS DO :), ***** the globe the wrong way in - AND THIS TOO (Even whan I gave my house keys to a Sagittarius friend, she did this too - so, more globes in a wrong position), get electricuted (MORE LIKE A EXPLOSION) and have to get an electrician to fix everything they destroyed. Although the electrician gives them free globes for their whole house (AND NEIGHBORS DO BRING WIRES AND ADAPTERS AFRAID THAT I WILL DESTROY THE BUILDING ELECTRICAL POWER STATION).:D



THE WORST THING IS THAT I DON`T EVEN CARE - SAGITTARIOUSLY CONSTANTLY HAPPY BECAUSE SUN IS SHINING AND LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, ONE LAMP MORE OR LESS, WHO CARES ABOUT DETAILS, WE HAVE TARGETS AND GOALS IN LIFE... :)

Natasa

[Neptune Rising]

Capricorn would already have a spare lightbult waiting for moments like these...
NR

[R4VEN]

Through the signs...
Leo - doesn't do lightbulbs.:)


Leo - lightbulb? Lightbulb? Who needs a lightbulb when I am here? (You must bask in my reflected glory - I'll stamp my foot if you don't.)

[Insomniachiq]

good one lol.

[Kerrie]

lol how funny the dinning room lightbuld went out last night, and I am thought, it doesnt really matter as I have the kitchen light coming in.

The hallway light went out months ago, cause I needed one in the bathroom.

From Pisces Me :biggrin:.

[R4VEN]

lol how funny the dinning room lightbuld went out last night, and I am thought, it doesnt really matter as I have the kitchen light coming in.

The hallway light went out months ago, cause I needed one in the bathroom.

From Pisces Me :biggrin:.
Now, that's about as Piscean as a Pisces can be!!! :tongue: (based, that is, upon Pisces people I have known....)

[Kerrie]

hehehehehehehe