After Sex Comments by Sun Sign:

[Kite]

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"


Kite

[Arian Maverick]

I always had a feeling those Scorpios had a penchant for sadistic sex... :lol:

And of course, those Arians (http://www.astrologyweekly.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1112&start=10) (hopefully I spelled that correctly this time) would want to do it again and again! Not that I have any experience or anything... :roll:

Anyway, these are the absolute perfect answers for each sign! :mrgreen:

Aquarian Maverick

[Frisiangal]

The Taurean take on this :?:
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Aries: Can I try something new next time?

Taurus: Why?


Gemini: What's an orgasm?

Cancer: Use your imagination!


Leo: I think I reached the heart of the situation.

Virgo: Took 14 minutes and 36 seconds to reach it.


Libra: You DO love me, don't you?

Scorpio(removing mask):Wasn't it obvious?


Sagittarius: That was the best, the greatest, the longest ever.

Capricorn: Stop exaggerating.


Aquarius: I liked the non-kissing bit.

Pisces: Which non-kissing bit ?

:lol: F :lol:

[Howl]

And now we have, BREAK UP lines by sun sign!
At this rate, I'm never going to finish this essay I'm supposedly writing...:D

Aries

“I need to move on!”

Taurus

“You’ve changed!”

Gemini

“You’re always saying the same thing!”

Cancer

“This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you…”

Leo

“You never appreciated what you had”

Virgo

“I could do better.”

Libra

“It’s not you, it’s me…”

Scorpio

“I'm sorry, you thought we were together?”

Sagittarius

“What’s wrong? We can still be friends!”

Capricorn

“You were holding me back”

Aquarius

“Don’t take it personally, but…”

Pisces

“We’ll meet again, in another lifetime…”

[Lorielle]

I about spit out my pop when I read that.... "What did you say your name was again?" omg

[Howl]

haha ****! I've actually used that a couple of times!!!!

You piscean you!!

[Arian Maverick]

This thread reminds me of some unrelated post a while ago, in which someone abbreviated sextile as sex...:D

Arian Maverick

[Radu]

So funny!!! :)

I think I used a variation of this one once:

Virgo

“I could do better.”

[Light]

Virgo

“I could do better.”

Aquarius

“Don’t take it personally, but…”


Capricorn

“You were holding me back”



Oh, so very true :)

Thought them, if not actually said them:o

cringeing

hel

[VenusInAries]

:42: I would like to say as a Taurus Girl that pizza does not come after sex lol... the goddess must be appeased with food and wine offerings before the fun begins lol.. or the heavenly gates do NOT open for u.. LMAO..so that is way off lol and once all the offerings have been properly received by the Goddess it's gonna be long night so I say after a taurs would say " Are you okay?" or "What day of the week is it now" lmao ::wink::

My mars in Sag would be saying as we finally try to get out of the parking lot "Have u seen my left sock" LMAO :cheers:

and my venus in Aries would be saying " Okay this time I'm on top" :13:

and last but not least my mercury in gemini in the 8th house would be making a comment on all the stuff I was do during the act.. like the book I was reading while watching a tv show while listening to the radio LMAO :39:

[franklin taylor]

Hello,
LOL !!! Hey !! What ever happen to the "Silent embrace and getting lost in one another's eyes after sex?"LOL. The difference between 'sex' and lovemaking I would assume, not to say couples do not do both at times LOL. Anyhow, being with only one partner in my whole life restricts my comments. I can see a mix of Leo, Cancer, Aquarius with me...and maybe some Scorpio hehehe. My former wife, the Aquarius, Cancer, and Scorpio and definitely the Aries LOL. She had her Venus there. Both our Mars' were in Cancer and My Venus in Cancer. Venus in Cancer is about the same as the Sun in Cancer statement made LOL... rather clingy I'll admit. Both being Neptune Scorpios, we had our illusions about sex that's for real, and certainly an exaggerated fantasy world concerning it like most born in those years LOL. Something we are still, and will for sometime, be paying for with STDs at an epidemic or pandemic level in our societies. I do not know if you could realistically consider just the Sun sign... Certainly the Moon,Venus, Mars, and Ascendant would seem to be involved as well. I am sure most are aware of it though. A fun thread though thanks!
Take Care
Franklin

[AlluringFish]

Scorpio

“I'm sorry, you thought we were together?”


Wow. the scorpio one is so accurate hahahahahaa.

[tikana]

I am a double scorpio.. "“I'm sorry, you thought we were together?” lol to me it sounds a bit too whacked. I would ask for a remote control and exclaim "let's watch history or discovery channell."

Tik

[VenusInAries]

I had read once somewhere that there were two types of scorpio's the "player" kind and the deeply committed kind. I am assuming a Scorpio with venus in sag would be the player and a Scorp with venus in Scorp would be the heavily committed kind. So I think the I'm sorry you thought we were together would apply to the player kind? No offense to any Scorps :) Scorps are my Favorite :)

[AlluringFish]

i agree. scorpios are my favorite! there's something about that pluto/mars energy that just drives me wild.

[Howl]

Hi guys :) I was thinking "I am sorry, you thought we were together?" as more of an immediate "exit strategy" for dear old scorp (these were after break up comments).

I don't have such intimate knowledge of scorps, but my reasoning was: if you are secretly intensely sensitive and potentially possessive or jealous, what is the fastest way to turn the tables and gain some control in a break up sitution? To deny that it matters. To allow the other person to believe that they haven't even scratched your surface, even though they have. So, not that scorps are necessarily intense control freaks who would behave this way :D but I was actually picturing a sensitive, self defensive scorp denying deep emotional involvement in order to retain some control :cool:

[Belgianmoonguy]

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"


I'm a Cancer with Virgo Moon (& Rising)
Well
The Cancer thing DOESN'T apply to me at all...
The Virgo thing more... i don't like dirty sheets
And i used the Sag line sometimes...
And with my Venus in Taurus, i like to experiment with food during foreplay... champagne, fruit (cherries and strawberries), jam, whipped cream... but only from time to time, cause my Virgo part does like to keep it clean and in steady relations (with that i mean experimenting with food)

[Francesca]

Dear Belgianmoonguy, just thought I would let you know that even though I am not a guy, young,wild,or totally free, I am also Cancer with Virgo rising, and I feel exactly like you,with a little Scorpio thrown in.

[Pisceanfool]

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?" lol i can never remember peoples names even if it's a girl i like (unless it's really common or really strange).

Libra: "it's not you, it's me" exactly what my dad told my mom.

[Belgianmoonguy]

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?" lol i can never remember peoples names even if it's a girl i like (unless it's really common or really strange).

Libra: "it's not you, it's me" exactly what my dad told my mom.

Always practice safe sex, give a false name and address :38:
Well, names... I do tend to forget a lot, except phone numbers and birth data, but i easily forget names... And the Pisces phrase has shot once through my head :eek:
Oh well, i have a Pisces DC and a Sun opposition Neptune, so i'm easily confused or brought into confusion... Working on it

[Pisceanfool]

I am a virgin so yeah (yay venus in 12th)... Lol I usually wait till someone else says it or I somehow can see it tho. I've also read that aquarians always forget names so maybe thats it.

[Pisceanfool]

Pisceans don't forget names, they forget everything.
Therefore I think that "Who are you?" might be more appropriate. :p

Wow I wish I could forget alot of things that happen, must not be very stereotypical there. The thing about pisces is if we are actually paying attention and not in la-la land at least i remember more about everything then any of my friends. Even when I get really drunk I still remember what I did lol. I honestly relate more to the scorpio one even tho pluto is the only planet in scorpio in my chart... but it has a HUGE influence.

[Atruism]

Slightly off topic, but I just had to add the following (from "Family Guy")...

A woman who Glenn Quagmire has just slept with:

"Glenn honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?"

Glenn Quagmire entering the room holding a drink:

"I have a question for you too. Why are you still here? "

[AutumnMoonfire]

At one point, in the distant past, on considering what had just happened...this sag thought...but didn't say..."God! What was I thinking!!"

[Heart of a Scorpio]

Scorpio

“I'm sorry, you thought we were together?”


Wow. the scorpio one is so accurate hahahahahaa.

I SECOND THAT!!

I've said that before lmfao

[Heart of a Scorpio]

Slightly off topic, but I just had to add the following (from "Family Guy")...

A woman who Glenn Quagmire has just slept with:

"Glenn honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?"

Glenn Quagmire entering the room holding a drink:

"I have a question for you too. Why are you still here? "

what sign do you believe that comes from?

Aries? Pretty straight forward? I'm done, now get out.. Although he is rather kinky. They say Scorpios are the kinky ones.. Maybe?

[4leafclovah]

he he...good thread;)

(These are quotes during sex, not after)

Aries:" No, let's try something new"

Taurus:" Wow, I didn't expect to be up this late"

Cancer:" Here, have my pillow"

Leo:" Sorry, I didn't know I had a visitor"

Virgo:"Ok, I'm listening"

Libra:" I'll rub your back and then you rub mine"

Scorpio:"Sorry, but I have to go.No particular reason, I just want to be alone"

Aquarius:"There is a better way of doing this..."

Cap:" You know, condoms are a great investment. I need to invest in Trojan"

Pisces:"Did you remember to feed the dog?I think I hear him crying.."

[tikana]

the after sex comments are really depending on with whom you are having sex with

as a scorpio.. i would say

to Aries "so shal we shoot for a sequal?"
taurus "fridge is in the kitchen"
gemini - no comment . i woudl never date a gemini
cancer - you can call your mommy it is ok
leo - no words just lay on the bed and purr or growl
virgo - dont even think about cleaning the kitchen . it is 4 am
libra - i wold not date libra no comment
scorpio - shall we get black shades tomorrow? or say nothign get up and print out a professional bill under excusive private escort service inc and give it to him..
sag - where would you like to make out tomorrow? SOuthwest airline good enough?
capricorn - sex is just icing on a cake. Would you like a massage?
aquarius - say nothing grab your laptop and go straight to youtube or watch jon stewart show online
pisces - *i have always wanted to do this* run to the kitchen .. get the sushi out of a fridge.. go back to the bedroom and feed the piscan with it and say something along this with evil husky voice "once you eat this sushi you wil feel a complete nastalgia towards that 1 less sushi left on the dish*

T

[deanna]

Libra:" I'll rub your back and then you rub mine"

How true-but us Libra Mars sometimes never get the back rub in return if you know what I mean. All give...thats Venus in a Mars sign for ya..

Yes- I agree tikana-I would never date a Gemini- sometimes I think that Mercury and sex just does not mix..for me that is.


-De

[autumnleaf]

LMAO What a great find first thing in the morning! lol Though that one about Cancer: "When are we getting married?" is scary and, "It's ok, you can call your mommy." Very scary!! Sweet as my current beau is, he's been with mommy for over 50 yrs. Ugh!! I have no desire to compete or deal with that! He brought me home late on a date not too long ago. The next day she kept giving me dirty looks because I kept him out late. She doesn't like any of his girlfriends. She wants to pick out his girlfriend.

I keep hearing "Mother" by Pink Floyd for some reason?!

Not the momma!! Not the momma!!

[Liquid Green]

god autumn..... its time for her to let go dont you think! I read your post and thought of freud reversal....LOL

[autumnleaf]

LMAO That would be me whose time has come to let go. I have tried to tell him this gently as he is very sensitive, but he refuses to listen. I feel like I need to just disappear without a good-bye, but I can't do that to him. I've been as honest and up front about everything, but he refuses to hear me. Not much else I can do.

[archergirl]

Oh, I laughed when I read this:

Sagittarius

“What’s wrong? We can still be friends!”

I know someone *cough* who has used that phrase before...;) With a Taurus, it doesn't work too well.

Tik,

I'm married to a SEXTUPLE Gemini. Marry a Gemini? No, don't!:p They never stop talking. Ever.

AG:)

[Dark_Uranian]

I think the most accurate after sex & break up comments FOR ME are:-:cool:

After sex : " So when we're going to see each other again after this:39:? Coz I really want us to .... "

Break up : " Why u want a break up :46:?? i thought we... / is there anything wrong with me/us dat makes u want... "


I dunno which part of me resist a break up, but once I attached to sumone (especially when I have deep feelings AND after I had few sex with dat person), it's hard for me to let him go.


Unless if I really give up on him ( well, it's not easy though. Im not dat kind of person since I have Jupiter retrograde in Sagittarius)....

[donal]

Cant say about others, but for my sign it is true.

[Undo]

I'm married to a SEXTUPLE Gemini. Marry a Gemini? No, don't!:p They never stop talking. Ever.

AG:)

Yeah, my Venus in Gemini puts me in a tough spot at times. I've noticed most women can't discuss philosophy while having sex. :p

Not to mention most of the women I meet, I can't even really hold a conversation with. So, my libido gets ruined by Gemini. And to think I'm dominated by Leo and Cancer.